I didn’t say it first. It belongs to a good friend who agreed I publish this conclusion drawn from her recent experiences. Apparently, more recently, women want aliens. Didn’t you know? Well, then, read on!
If at one time it was inconceivable that women did not want such a thing, now you are a nutjob if you want. Don’t know what I’m talking about? About the aliens that most women want. You still don’t know what I’m talking about?
We used to call them children. Today, men, regardless of age, go completely silent and freeze when they hear this word. Do you want to paralyze him? Just say, child. Or, worse, children. You say “kids,” he seems to hear “aliens.”
God forbid to utter the desire, allegedly quite natural, that he jumps struck by lightning:
– Say whaaaaaat, woman? You want what? And you want two of them ????? Three???? Why, what’s wrong with you? Where am I supposed to find these, and what to do with them?
Then, still siderate, he meets his best friend:
– Yeah, now mine wants aliens, too.
– You crazy? Yours too, bro? Mine too, bro! What the fuck is wrong with women these days?
That’s all.
