The woman likes warranties. Cause she thinks that this way she will be safer. Home appliances with at least 24 months warranty. Engagement ring. Marriage certificate. She thinks that if he passes through the test bench or the town hall and he resists a lousy test, he will withstand any test in time, regardless of the conditions.
She forgets that the toaster also depends on the material’s quality, the manufacturer, and especially how it is being used. If you stick the knife in it, it will most likely break and throw you ten feet away.
More than that, the woman forgets that toast makes her happy because it is warm, crunchy, flavored, and makes her mornings more beautiful, not because the toaster has a warranty.
